De La Soul is Dead

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De La Soul, “Millie Pulled a Pistol on Santa” from De La Soul is Dead (Tommy Boy, 1991)

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I never dirty talk. If a girl is about to have sex with me, nothing I say is going to improve the situation. It can only hurt it. That’s why after a certain point of a date I stop talking and communicate solely through a series of winks.

Me giving my future son relationship advice. Or me concluding my keynote commencement speech at Columbia Law School. Haven’t decided yet. These are the decisions future me will have to wrestle over.

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Charizma & Peanut Butter Wolf

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39 Clocks - I Love A Girl

My mother always stresses the importance of being productive and using every hour in a day. I spent most of today convincing white people my name is spelled “K-a-h-l-o-l”.

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"A Girl Named Sandoz" The Animals 

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HAERTS - Wings (Shlohmo remix)

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Kahlil died as he lived, looking like a pretentious douchebag.

At Urban Outfitters for their Black Friday sale. I’ve been mistaken for an employee 5 times in 20 minutes.

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Hit It From The Back

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Halloween. At a bar. Some costume contest is going on. An overly insistent bro wearing a children’s Spongebob outfit kept asking me why I’m not wearing a costume. I told him I was wearing a costume. He started blankly at my clothes and asked who was I supposed to be. I stared blankly back and replied, “someone who wants to remain a sexually viable option to women.”

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