Every time a customer takes 5 seconds to tell me that they’re never coming back again, I wish they’d take another 2 and realize I don’t give a shit.
beach demon // wavves
seeing wavvvvvvvvvvvessss tonight.
People with music that automatically plays when you go on their blog are the same people that think advertisements above urinals are a good idea.
I have a folder of notes on my phone titled Important Stuff. It’s where I write down information I don’t want to forget. Addresses, recipes, books I want to read, etc.
Here’s an entry from 3:46am last night:
$$$million$$ dollar idea. release a series of self help audiobooks that consist of Samuel L Jackson yelling STOP FUCKING UP over and over.
STOP FUCKING UP!!!! U LISTENING MOTHERFUCKER?!!!!! STOP IT!! STOP! FUCKING! uP!! I KNOW UR THINKING ABOUT DOING IT!
IM TIRED OF THESE SNAKES!!!!
I have an idea for a kickstarter. It’s a crisis center for people who are thinking about getting gauges.
Hi, tumblr. I missed you.
So obviously I mercilessly ridiculed him and started saying it ironically to friends and family members.
That was two months ago.
It’s no longer funny.
Now I’m just some jackass saying appreesh.