I’ve been at my job for a year now. So I’m getting nostalgic thinking about all my favorite moments. It’s basically a 365 day montage of me saying “Sorry. We’re closed.”
the milkshakes // soldiers of love
customer 1: sorry for being so picky. im a diva
me: you don’t tip like one
customer 1 : what was that?
customer 1: *squints*
customer 2: i want coffee but I don’t like the taste of coffee. I can’t drink milk. and I haaaaaaaatttee soy. can you get me anything?
me: directions to a different store
customer 3: sugar free? is it sweet?
Unlocking The Truth - Malcolm Brickhouse & Jarad Dawkins
If I could somehow harness the power from the facial expressions my vegan friends make when I tell them I’m going to eat fast food, I’d have the world’s first reliable renewable energy source. If I could harness their sense of self-righteousness, I’d be a god.