My mother always stresses the importance of being productive and using every hour in a day. I spent most of today convincing white people my name is spelled “K-a-h-l-o-l”.
De La Soul, “Millie Pulled a Pistol on Santa” from De La Soul is Dead (Tommy Boy, 1991)
I never dirty talk. If a girl is about to have sex with me, nothing I say is going to improve the situation. It can only hurt it. That’s why after a certain point of a date I stop talking and communicate solely through a series of winks.
Me giving my future son relationship advice. Or me concluding my keynote commencement speech at Columbia Law School. Haven’t decided yet. These are the decisions future me will have to wrestle over.
"A Girl Named Sandoz" The Animals
Kahlil died as he lived, looking like a pretentious douchebag.