where while you were putting your phone in your pocket, you accidentally called the girl you’ve been sending flirty texts to all morning, (who you just met last night at a bar), freak the fuck out, and hang up before she gets a chance to answer. Then thirty seconds later, when she calls you back, scream, and hurl the phone as hard as you can across the room. And then when you faintly hear her voice echoing in the hallway, because somewhere between screaming like a prepubescent tween at a Bieber Montana concert and hail marying your cell across the living room, the speakerphone function decided to turn on. And instead, of dealing with the situation, you immediately go to your laptop, so you can get on tumblr and blog about it.
just compared accidentally walking into me naked coming out of the shower looking for a towel in the linen closet, to that scene in Signs when you finally see the alien for the first time. But he said, the alien in the movie actually looked like he cared about what he looked like with his shirt off.
1. Craig Mack f. Notorious B.I.G. & Busta Rhymes – Flava in Ya Ear (remix) 2. O.C. – Time’s Up (DJ Ayres blend) 3. Nas – N.Y. State of Mind 4. Notorious B.I.G. – Unbelievable 5. Jeru tha Damaja – D. Original 6. Gangstarr f. Jeru & Lil Dap – Speak Ya Clout 7. Artifacts – Wrong Side of Da Tracks 8. Smif N Wessun – Bucktown 9. Organized Konfusion – Stress (Pete Rock remix) 10. Crooklyn Dodgers – Crooklyn 11. Common Sense – Resurrection (DJ Ayres Blend) 12. Keith Murray – The Most Beautifullest Thing in this World 13. Notorious B.I.G. – Juicy 14. Method Man f. Mary J Blige – You’re All I Need (Remix) 15. Nas – It Ain’t Hard to Tell (+ Pete Rock Remix) 16. Group Home – Supa Star 17. Gang Starr – The ? Remains MIXDOWN 18. KRS One f. Channel Live – Mad Izm 19. Redman – Can’t Wait 20. A Tribe Called Quest f. Busta Rhymes – One Two Shit 21. The Coup – Dig It 22. Casual – Lose in the End 23. Saafir – Battle Drill 24. KMD f. MF Grimm – What A Niggy Know 25. Jeru tha Damaja – You Can’t Stop the Prophet 26. Lady of Rage – Afro Puffs 27. Notorious B.I.G. – Warning 28. Snoop Doggy Dogg – Murder Was The Case 29. Gravediggaz – Diary of a Madman 30. Ultramagnetic MCs – Raise It Up 31. A Tribe Called Quest f. No Naim – Oh My God (remix) 32. Digable Planets – 9th Wonder (Blackitolism) 33. The Fugees – Nappy Heads remix 34. Da Bush Babees – We Run Things 35. Kurious – I’m Kurious 36. Ill and Al Scratch – Where My Homies 37. Outkast f. Goodie Mobb – Git Up, Git Out 38. Odd Squad – Fa Sho 39. Scarface – I Seen A Man Die 40. Big Mike – Playa Playa 41. E-40 and the Click – Captain Save A Hoe 42. Bone Thugs N Harmony – Thuggish Ruggish Bone 43. Eightball & MJG – No Sellout 44. UGK – Front, Back and Side to Side 45. Dru Down – Ice Cream Man 46. Warren G f. Nate Dog – Regulate 47. Black Moon – Buck Em Down remix 48. The Roots – Proceed
I want the weatherman to be real one day and say, ‘Here’s the forecast for the next couple of months: It’s going to be cold. It’s going to be windy. And it might snow. So, keep wearing the same shit you’ve worn all winter. And I’ll see you in March.’