Went to my first metal concert last night. Wandered into my first mosh pit. Broke my (first) nose.
[[MORE]]Instead of spending $1000 to replace my laptop display, I got the parts I need for $45 dollars from some Korean website. And now, with the help of a grainy 240p youtube video of an Indian gentleman with broken English explaining everything for me and a case of beer, I’m going to attempt to do this by myself.
My babysitting technique can be best described as periodically screaming “YOU GUYS STILL ALIVE??” down the hallway and waiting for a response.
Niece & Nephew: Kahlil! Kahlil! Kahlil! Can we watch this movie our parents would never let us watch??!
Me: Do I have to get up?
Niece & Nephew: No.
Me: Knock yourselves out.
[[MORE]]I don’t normally post my location, but I’ll be at 9Fest in an hour. So if you want to find me, I’ll be the black guy.
[[MORE]]Words can’t express how upset I am that the none of the Breaking Bad gag reels on youtube are titled Breaking Character.
I told my coworkers to stop using the embarrassing...
And they stopped. Now they call me, “That One Guy Who’s Voice Get’s Really High-pitched When He’s Upset.”
Just realizing that the half a box of Quaker Oats...
[[MORE]] There’s a game all the high school seniors play in my area called Senior Tag. The entire senior class splits up into teams of four. And teams are eliminated by being shot by nerf guns. You can be shot anywhere at anytime. The mall. A Wendy’s. Outside my apartment at 6 am before school starts. It involves a lot of teenagers trespassing on other people’s property...
Girls in the Garage Vol. 1 & 2 →
Over 2 hours worth of 1960’s underground all-female garage rock. vol. 1 vol. 2