just compared accidentally walking into me naked coming out of the shower looking for a towel in the linen closet, to that scene in Signs when you finally see the alien for the first time. But he said, the alien in the movie actually looked like he cared about what he looked like with his shirt off.
1. Craig Mack f. Notorious B.I.G. & Busta Rhymes – Flava in Ya Ear (remix) 2. O.C. – Time’s Up (DJ Ayres blend) 3. Nas – N.Y. State of Mind 4. Notorious B.I.G. – Unbelievable 5. Jeru tha Damaja – D. Original 6. Gangstarr f. Jeru & Lil Dap – Speak Ya Clout 7. Artifacts – Wrong Side of Da Tracks 8. Smif N Wessun – Bucktown 9. Organized Konfusion – Stress (Pete Rock remix) 10. Crooklyn Dodgers – Crooklyn 11. Common Sense – Resurrection (DJ Ayres Blend) 12. Keith Murray – The Most Beautifullest Thing in this World 13. Notorious B.I.G. – Juicy 14. Method Man f. Mary J Blige – You’re All I Need (Remix) 15. Nas – It Ain’t Hard to Tell (+ Pete Rock Remix) 16. Group Home – Supa Star 17. Gang Starr – The ? Remains MIXDOWN 18. KRS One f. Channel Live – Mad Izm 19. Redman – Can’t Wait 20. A Tribe Called Quest f. Busta Rhymes – One Two Shit 21. The Coup – Dig It 22. Casual – Lose in the End 23. Saafir – Battle Drill 24. KMD f. MF Grimm – What A Niggy Know 25. Jeru tha Damaja – You Can’t Stop the Prophet 26. Lady of Rage – Afro Puffs 27. Notorious B.I.G. – Warning 28. Snoop Doggy Dogg – Murder Was The Case 29. Gravediggaz – Diary of a Madman 30. Ultramagnetic MCs – Raise It Up 31. A Tribe Called Quest f. No Naim – Oh My God (remix) 32. Digable Planets – 9th Wonder (Blackitolism) 33. The Fugees – Nappy Heads remix 34. Da Bush Babees – We Run Things 35. Kurious – I’m Kurious 36. Ill and Al Scratch – Where My Homies 37. Outkast f. Goodie Mobb – Git Up, Git Out 38. Odd Squad – Fa Sho 39. Scarface – I Seen A Man Die 40. Big Mike – Playa Playa 41. E-40 and the Click – Captain Save A Hoe 42. Bone Thugs N Harmony – Thuggish Ruggish Bone 43. Eightball & MJG – No Sellout 44. UGK – Front, Back and Side to Side 45. Dru Down – Ice Cream Man 46. Warren G f. Nate Dog – Regulate 47. Black Moon – Buck Em Down remix 48. The Roots – Proceed
I want the weatherman to be real one day and say, ‘Here’s the forecast for the next couple of months: It’s going to be cold. It’s going to be windy. And it might snow. So, keep wearing the same shit you’ve worn all winter. And I’ll see you in March.’
I don’t know if you heard from all the complaining I’ve done on various forms of social media, but my laptop stopped working yesterday. And I’ve spent today trying to come up other uses for it. Here’s what I came up with:
A $1500 doorstop
A $1500 night light
A $1500 bed warmer
A $1500 prop for my mom to remind me that she told me not to spend so much
A $1500 thing I claimed was going to help my productivity, but mainly used it for porn and youtube videos, now reduced to a black, useless 16 inch rectangular reminder of my crippling irresponsibility
I’m drunk. alone in my apartment. and ive been hearing weird noises ever since I got home. Now I’m walking around with a camcorder and a baseball bat, because if horror movies have taught me anything, If im the one holding the camera,I’lll at least make it to the final scene.
"C’mon, man. There’s 13.3 million unemployed people in this country and there’s still a negative connotation about ‘selling out’? I’m fuckin broke, up to my neck in student loans and I got a shitty job. I’d sell out in a heartbeat. In fact, I’m selling out right now. This rant is brought to you by the good people at Shut The Fuck Up and their top selling product Get Out Of My Face You Stupid Hipster.”
Ever see stupid shit on your dashboard, so you click the person’s name to figure out what on earth possessed you to follow them. Then you get to their page, and that’s when you realize, “Ooooooooh, that right. She’s incredibly hot. And I’m a superficial moron.”