August 2011
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Went into Hollister for the first time in my life and I don’t know if it was the dim lights, pulsating club music, or the hordes of underage tweens, but it felt like I walked into a poorly planned Dateline sting operation.
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BALL SO HARD GADDAFI WANT TO FIND ME!!!
“drunkenly screaming this when i go out tonight” - me (don’t let me get in my zone)
“I’m 102% African? With a 2% margin of error?!?!”
– a quote from Uncle Ruckus, Boondocks
[[MORE]]I follow and unfollow certain blogs so much that if it was televised it’d be the highest rated sitcom on NBC.
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Me and my girlfriend are both trying to see who can hook up with Alice Glass tonight. We walked out the door, shook hands, and said, “May the best man win…” Secrets for a successful relationship: Turn infidelity into a competition.
CRYSTAL FUCKING CASTLES!!!!!!
