“Now he adding on the royce when he rolls....
I’ve started and stopped reading Moby-Dick so many times that finishing...– me
I’ll always remember the exact moment when I realized my netflix...– me
I’ve started referring to my penis as ‘the Boomerang’ because...– me
BLACK LIPS CONCERT TONIGHT!!!!!!!!
No one’s better at the courageous, hope filled gaze slightly to the left...– me
Eat MCs all day. Mmm, delicious.– a quote from gangstalicious
I was afraid I was turning into hipster until someone pointed out that I use the word “bro,” in a non-ironic manner. Turns out I’m just a douche.
Discussing the impeding government shutdown: What do you think.. they going to pull it out at the last minute? I don’t know. Does anybody ever successfully pull it out at the last minute?? That’s how bitches get pregnant..
I hope Darren Aronofsky’s next movie is about superman. Then when the lead...– me
Anonymous asked: Your blog is indie as shit man
Porn… bringing nations together for over 35,000 years. I don’t know...– a quote from Runandblogthat