“No one’s better at the courageous, hope filled gaze slightly to the left of the camera than Obama. But who’s he staring at? Is it the ghost of Lincoln fending off masses of terrorists with a log? A bald eagle shitting freedom? Roosevelt wrestling a bear??
I WANNA KNOW!!”—me
Discussing the impeding government shutdown: What do you think.. they going to pull it out at the last minute? I don’t know. Does anybody ever successfully pull it out at the last minute?? That’s how bitches get pregnant..
“Porn… bringing nations together for over 35,000 years. I don’t know if that’s true, but that’s when Wikipedia tells me the first drawings were created by humans. And I’m just going to assume that the first drawings ever recorded where of somebody’s boobs.”—a quote from Runandblogthat