April 2011
25 posts
“Now he adding on the royce when he rolls....
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“I’ve started and stopped reading Moby-Dick so many times that finishing...”
– me
“I’ll always remember the exact moment when I realized my netflix...”
– me
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“I’ve started referring to my penis as ‘the Boomerang’ because...”
– me
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BLACK LIPS CONCERT TONIGHT!!!!!!!!
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Listen
“No one’s better at the courageous, hope filled gaze slightly to the left...”
– me
“Eat MCs all day. Mmm, delicious.”
– a quote from gangstalicious
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I was afraid I was turning into hipster until someone pointed out that I use the word “bro,” in a non-ironic manner. Turns out I’m just a douche.
Discussing the impeding government shutdown: What do you think.. they going to pull it out at the last minute? I don’t know. Does anybody ever successfully pull it out at the last minute?? That’s how bitches get pregnant..
“I hope Darren Aronofsky’s next movie is about superman. Then when the lead...”
– me
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Anonymous asked: Your blog is indie as shit man
“Porn… bringing nations together for over 35,000 years. I don’t know...”
– a quote from Runandblogthat
