“I just woke up from a dream where I was in the movie Inception. And now that I’m up, I don’t know if my dream was actually a dream. Or if all of this is a dream. Or if I’m in somebody else’s dream dreaming about this drea… I think the moral of this post is don’t fall asleep to the dvd title menu of Inception.”—me
“[A Tribe Called Quest is] for them whole foods shoppin 100% natural orange juice drinkin ass niggas. Much love to my gangstas with costcos cards.”
Hold the fuckin’ phone… real gangsta’s don’t drink 100% natural orange juice??!! haha I guess it’s a good thing all I drink is expired malt liquor and diabetes inducing levels of kool-aid!! I don’t even know what juice is! Real gangstas get scurvy!!! FUCK VITAMIN C! It’s for those punkass book readin’ ass niggas.
“When I come across a tumblr user who says they “always follow back”. I always have to weigh potential possibility of a new follower versus how annoying seeing their shit on my dash would be… Is one follower really worth waking up to 50 Glee related gifs?”—i mean, forreal tho
“Why do I always feel like everyone around me is having way more intelligent conversations than I am?? The table to my right… discussing the revolution in Libya. The table to my left… discussing various French enlightenment thinkers. My table… discussing whatever happened to Dunk-a-roos.”—me