deliajones asked: hey! Just wanted you to know I don't randomly add everyone who likes my posts - I think your blog is hilarious, and we seem to agree on a lot fo things. So, hey!
i visited my old college the other day. here’s what happened…. 1. woke up in the hospital 2. woke up with a public intoxication ticket pinned to my shirt 3. had an epic 15 minute scott pilgrim-esk dance off. where I sent challengers packing 1 by 1 4. had a quiet, uneventful weekend (one of these isn’t true…)
A man will rip off your arm and throw it into a river, but he will leave you as...– Louis CK