i visited my old college the other day. here’s what happened….
1. woke up in the hospital 2. woke up with a public intoxication ticket pinned to my shirt 3. had an epic 15 minute scott pilgrim-esk dance off. where I sent challengers packing 1 by 1 4. had a quiet, uneventful weekend
“A man will rip off your arm and throw it into a river, but he will leave you as a human being intact. He won’t mess with who you are. Women are non-violent but they will shit inside of your heart.”—Louis CK