Your blog has been a very entertaining read on a lazy friday morning, thankyou.
Glad I could be of service, kind sir. And for those of you who don’t know, it’s my tumblr’s one year anniversary. So if you have the time, let’s take a moment to look back and reminisce on why I’m girlfriendless and live with my parents.
If you’re ever interviewing for a new job and need an anecdote that demonstrates your stellar work ethic, I’d go with this story.
Thanks! I think so too. In fact, I’m currently copy/pasting my tumblr posts into my resume.
I should try that too, but I’m having trouble translating my most recent text post into something marketable. So far, I’ve come up with, “always sticking up for the little guy” and “makes excellent use of free time.”
“When I was ten, I had two goals in life. One was to become a Power Ranger. The other was to spray champagne on a woman’s head like rappers used to do back in the early 2000’s. Tonight I fulfilled both of those dreams.”—a few minutes after spilling my drink on some girl’s head at a Halloween party