November 2011
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[[MORE]]Just had a Tangled/Crazy, Stupid, Love double feature by myself. So if my calculations are correct, I’m about 5 minutes away from posting pictures of my cat and really long, uninteresting ramblings about how much I love nutella.  I am a 15 year old girl.
Nov 26th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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If it wasn’t for that time I watched all 5 seasons of the Wire in one weekend, I wouldn’t understand half the things Clipse raps about.
Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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older brother: Have you been playing video games all day?
me: You mean, have I done anything else today besides save the world from rampaging mutants while simultaneously overthrowing a tyrannical, post-apocalyptic government?
older brother: Yeah.
me: No. That's about it.
Nov 17th
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Is there some type of agreed upon protocol of what to do when you recognize a pornstar in a different context other than porn? ‘Cause uncontrollably giggling to myself is NOT working.
Nov 17th
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“When you get home tonight, you’re going to be confronted with the instinct to...”
– a quote from Toby Ziegler, the West Wing
Nov 15th
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Nov 14th
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Nov 14th
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“Personally, I enjoy my lunchtime snack cakes like I like my women: loose morals...”
– when I’m hungry, I get a little misogynistic.
Nov 14th
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Nov 14th
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orkney-mc asked: Your blog has been a very entertaining read on a lazy friday morning, thankyou.
Nov 14th
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[[MORE]]We’ll know we’re truly in ‘post-racial America’ when I, as a 6’2” black man, can step on a basketball court filled with white people and not get picked first…I’m tired of disappointing everyone.
Nov 14th
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shockwavecentral: runandblogthat: If you’re ever interviewing for a new job and need an anecdote that demonstrates your stellar work ethic, I’d go with this story. Thanks! I think so too. In fact, I’m currently copy/pasting my tumblr posts into my resume. I should try that too, but I’m having trouble translating my most recent text post into something marketable. So far, I’ve come up...
Nov 10th
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You don’t want to look back on your life and wonder if you masturbated enough.
Nov 10th
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Nov 10th
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I have a 20% success rate predicting the end of horror movies. I just assume that one or more of the characters have been dead the entire time.
Nov 10th
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Nov 10th
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Nov 10th
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“I’m proud of it, but it could be better. I ran out of time.”
– Every retard on this season’s Top Chef. (via alex-lately) — Every time. Immediately after sex.
Nov 3rd
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“When I was ten, I had two goals in life. One was to become a Power Ranger. The...”
– a few minutes after spilling my drink on some girl’s head at a Halloween party
Nov 2nd
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WatchWatch
Aloe Blacc | A Take Away Show - Part 2 “You Make Me Smile” “Use Me” (Bill Withers)
Nov 2nd
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