August 2011
16 posts
“I’m 102% African? With a 2% margin of error?!?!”
– a quote from Uncle Ruckus, Boondocks
[[MORE]]I follow and unfollow certain blogs so much that if it was televised it’d be the highest rated sitcom on NBC.
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Me and my girlfriend are both trying to see who can hook up with Alice Glass tonight. We walked out the door, shook hands, and said, “May the best man win…” Secrets for a successful relationship: Turn infidelity into a competition.
CRYSTAL FUCKING CASTLES!!!!!!
April 2011
25 posts
“Now he adding on the royce when he rolls....
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“I’ve started and stopped reading Moby-Dick so many times that finishing...”
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“I’ll always remember the exact moment when I realized my netflix...”
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“I’ve started referring to my penis as ‘the Boomerang’ because...”
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