swaggoverlord: I did it all for the nookie. Are you quoting Limp Bizkit? Or is Anthony Weiner’s twitter account finally up and running again?
osmell asked: Your face tattoo comment brought me here. Lol!
shockwavecentral: runandblogthat replied to your post: somebody’s huuuuuunnggrryyy I only eat at breakfast spots where the cooks are one or two years away for Medicare eligibility. This is why we’re friends. ~InTerNet HOmIEs~
Why does the American Chemical Society keep begging me to become a member?? I was only a Chem major for like one semest…Whaaaaaat?!!! Discounts on glow-in-the-dark test tubes?! Where do I sign?
New Rule: Don’t make your password so embarrassingly stupid that if you ever have to tell the IT guy what it is, he laughs so hard he forgets what you called for.
If you don’t start watching Game Of Thrones, what are we going to talk...– trying to fill that post Breaking Bad size void in my life
Lions, wolves, and cheetahs are on the loose in my state and all I can think about is finding a baby lion cub, naming him Young Simba and singing the Circle Of Life all day.
Friend: You growing your hair out? Me: Yeah. My dad started going bald at 24. My grandpa at 26. My mom’s hair is thinning. My grandma wears wigs. Any way you slice it, me and my hairline don’t have much more time together. Me: I’m growing it out one last time while I still can. Me: It’s like a farewell tour.
s u n r i s e / b l e n d →
Still wish it was Summer? Download this mix and it’ll feel like it’s July all over again.
Don’t you hate it when you come across a band so unknown you can’t...– i like ‘em, but I don’t know if i five dollars and 99 cents like ‘em
I don’t really remember life before tumblr, but I think it involved more sunlight.
Eating a big mac in the parking lot outside the dinner theatre I’m about to go in cuz I’m classy as shit.
Fill in the Blank: Butterfly in the sky, _____________________________
(3) Walt’s dies. Gus, Mike, and Jesse drive around the country in a van solving mysteries.
shockwavecentral: star-burns: Sometimes I wish someone would write a really awful Breaking Bad fan fiction and title it ‘Fixing Good’. omg Just think of the possibilities. (1) Walt’s dies. Walt Jr. sits around watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force all day and blames his mom every time it goes to commercial. (2) Walt’s dies. Badger becomes a world famous riverdancer, but becomes...
List Of Inappropriate Quotes From the Mighty Ducks...
It’s Knuckle-Puck time What’s that smell? Hey, I’ll decide who sucks around here. I look like Greg Brady. I’ve heard of this before, but I’ve never seen it. It’s the Flying V! Head high, stand tall, fly straight… USA ALL THE WAY!
That Domino’s pizza tracker thing is fucking genius. Now I have a visual cue of when the last possible moment is before I need to put on pants.
Thinking about applying to be a suburban police officer, because I, too, am filled with years of repressed rage and hate teenagers.
theterribletew: runandblogthat: I feel like our tumblr bromance has transitioned from the hot heavy/honeymoon/you’re cute, no you’re cuter phase to the 14 years of marriage/sleep in separate rooms phase. You’re so right. Let’s fix that. 2nd honeymoon? You sonofabitch! You think a vacation to the Turks and Cacaos is going to fix this shell of a bromance?!?! Well it would. When...
[[MORE]]I wish real life was more like my dashboard. Because then I would always be a couple of seconds away from seeing someone’s boobs.