“Most people hate it when someone repeats the same story over and over… I don’t. I use that time to let my mind wander, but still keep up appearances like I’m listening. “…yeah, yeah… then you did the thing with the thing..”
*mind continues to think about the logistics of starting up a girl-on-girl mud wrestling tournament* ”—Me
“My girlfriend sent me a text this morning that said something like, ‘I’m sorry for being so emotional last night. I just started my period. Grrr’ My response was ‘Was that you growling or the sound of an angry vagina?’ She still hasn’t texted me back.”—a quote from runandblogthat
“Earlier today I tripped face first in a gigantic puddle. As I struggled to get up covered in blood and puddle water, I saw a guy on a Razor Scooter kicking his way to class and I thought to myself, ‘At least I’m cooler than that guy…’”—a quote from runandblogthat
If “quote yourself” is some type of new, hip slang that means masturbate alone in a room, crying, watching Golden Girls reruns….. Then yes, yes i do. And it’s probably a result Rue Mcclanahan being such a major fox.
haha Just kidding, just kidding. We all know the real sexy one was, Bea Arthur.
Also, fuck you!! I’ll quote myself if I want to… bitch.