The Supreme Genius of King Khan and The Shrines

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I feel like a batman villain. I don’t need a room full of hostages to rob a bank. Just book 5 and a megaphone.

Some asshole started writing Game of Thrones spoilers with chalk on their stoop.

It was me.

I’m the asshole.

Stay out of my block.

The tip jar at my job now says, ‘You do you, boo boo’.

That’s it. Summer’s over. I’m done. Overheard two doods on rollerblades say “blade or die” nonironically. Polar vortex me straight to hell.

I’m working today on my day off so my coworker can go to a private island. I’m working today on my day off so my coworker can go to a private island. I’m working today on my day off so my coworker can go to a private island. I’m working today on my day off so my coworker can go to a private island. I’m working today on my day off so my coworker can go to a private island. I’m working today on my day off so my cowork

I spent all day yesterday changing my ringtone to Matthew Mcconaughey’s voice saying ‘alright-alright’.

Sometimes I text myself important things/ideas I want to remember. At 2:37 am last night I texted myself “glow in the dark velvet”.

In case you were wondering, I accidentally rubbed espresso in my eye. It burns. On the upside this is the most energetic I’ve ever felt.

Magnolia Electric Co.

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victorfranko:

Artist: Songs: Ohia
Track: Almost Was Good Enough
Album: Magnolia Electric Co.
Label: Secretly Canadian
Year: 2003

RIP Jason Molina

Drinking a 40oz and blogging while talking a shower. Whoever ghostwrites my autobiography fifty years from now, please include this moment.

I went to SXSW and all I got was this superiority complex.

*inhales deeply* First day of marathon training. *exhales deeply* Time to bandaid my nipples.

I celebrated the last day of Black History Month yesterday by still not understanding the appeal of Michael Bublé.

tsunamiwavesurfing:

catch me reusing a bottle of fiji so the shawties think im ballin