In case you were wondering, I accidentally rubbed espresso in my eye. It burns. On the upside this is the most energetic I’ve ever felt.
Drinking a 40oz and blogging while talking a shower. Whoever ghostwrites my autobiography fifty years from now, please include this moment.
I went to SXSW and all I got was this superiority complex.
*inhales deeply* First day of marathon training. *exhales deeply* Time to bandaid my nipples.
I celebrated the last day of Black History Month yesterday by still not understanding the appeal of Michael Bublé.
catch me reusing a bottle of fiji so the shawties think im ballin
Harlem - Pissed
“I sit around all day
Waiting for the call
That I’m gonna ignore”
*snapchat of me after the Valentine’s show eating Rally’s and singing Do What You Want To My Body softly to my mushroom swiss burger*
I can show you the dollar menu.
Every time I date a girl. I’m Aladdin to their generic Disney princess. Street rat. But I don’t have a wise talking genie or a magic carpet so the shit don’t end well.
I consider myself a philanthropist because when something has 69 likes, I won’t like it. Even if I do like it. For the greater good.
Bout to drop off my resume attached to a box of wine.